my inta request..

 

 

btw friends and network ppl// if mureply mo in html chenellin, i'd want them in pink or green...kanang barbie pink and watermelon green. if not in bold black fonts if yer trying to emphasize something. btw. my inta self just learned html. ü waaaaaaaaaah. sue me.

i-apil ko nalang ang word for the day::

smother

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): smoth·ered; smoth·er·ing  /'sm&-[th]&-ri[ng], 'sm&[th]-ri[ng]/

intransitive verb : to be overcome or killed through or as if through lack of air

 

 

eg: his presence is smothering.. or her face-i wanna smother.. (hardyharhar)

tsakto bah ako sentence? ü

                                                            

 

 

Raen

 

 

sporadic stalking.

his last dellserv log. he did not send summary email.. ü gawd, am beginning to be baliw!

Date/Time:	02-26-2005 00:06:15	Created By:	ETR JOHN CLEMENT ALICAYA PO	DPS#:			Status:
Call Profile:		Software | Operating System | Windows XP Home Edition | Error/Lockup | Lockup On Startup

Problem:	locks up on startup
Description:	SVCTAG: 5WBSV31. JOURNALID: 05056Z1621. TITLE: System Locks Up or Has Slow Performance Due to Recently Added Software Microsoft® Windows® XP . LOG: Examined Add/Remove Programs in Microsoft® Windows® XP. The software is Dellbranded. Verified that the user is logged in as administrator or has administrator privileges. Ran a free CounterSpy scan to determine whether the system is infected with malware. Add the name of the program.
Solution:	Repair and reinstall. chkdsk.VCI.

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johnny once told me not to pray for a person-person, who i see as perfect or who might seem to be perfect for me// i said, yeah. but, how'd you pray for the frog prince to safely come yer way diba?

wala. am thinking wutif this would turn out to be a frog prince na naman. or wut if ako yung namali ug detour?

minsan malabo lang talaga.

i guess that's when they say that you do not compromise your faith and prayer. the past week grabeh ang compromise...and if it were accounting class, i would've failed miserably.

----------again, naisip ko lang. why is it that each time things would seem to fall into place, naa gyapon buslot na musimang?

♥,stainedsheet..

dich, have some cake.

dearest dich,

you deserved the best that the world can offer. maybe you started a family a bit early because He knows that you'd make a wonderful wife and a mum.

i miss you everyday.. remember how we both started in cebu.. i did not know it'll make us grow up this fast..

the happiest 24th birthday. iloveyou.

--------so mukaon nag graham crackers ang idik? wonderful.applause!

 

clementine..

i wish there's someone from etel (vonage outbound or aol or dell, whoever! i need etel people from my wave or his wave) who'll listen to me rave about clement po....

we were on the same plane 2 weekends ago going back to cebu. i saw him stare kaya. (he said so too ü )i smsd czar that i'm on the same queue with an old etel crush(boycraziness 101)// and then i told her hala wala ko tagda czar ai. hey am from etel y'know!

and a million thoughts ran thru my head. uno: he could've relocated and is a sup in teletech or maybe not.... tas once we boarded naa xa seated right in front of me, window. am like leche. xa lagi jud ni...and then pababa, i saw him standing behind me...nagdali ko walk til i lost him...

going back to bcd. there he goes again. same plane. he wore a barong...and he stared again. (he said i looked familiar-bugits, ang ang taga etel lagi ko...) //

and last saturday, (told him and friends to excuse my behavior, i drank too much before we went dancing) czar and i went dancing and i spotted him dancing with some gal, i yelled clement! czar was like, asa ana, i yelled: clement-tas pointing at him. the next thing i know, he was right behind me and he asked for my number.

i told him i had to go(mura cinderella) then he called and asked where i've gone to; told him am crashing at czar's, he was like kaon ta ta...told him ugma nalang.

----------------------------sunday, lunch was a feast, he ordered sooo much food... he then told me magkakamay sya. i asked, did you wash yer hands? he answered no; i handed the sanitizer and he squeezed some and then he wiped his hands and ate. the whole time, ginapilit nya ko eat atong bangus. ana ko am not being picky pero napadaghan ako gi eat before mi naglunch.

he told me he'll be here til 11may and that his 4month old daughter is named chloe simone(i would've said his daughter's name is cheesey---until i thought nge i might give my kids cheesier names...so wa nalang)

he said he'd be travelling the rest of the year. i asked how'd you land the job? he said, (with eyes lit up ha- wako nag imagine promise:) you wanna transfer? i said no. nag ask rko....

and he would ask:: who would manufacture dell's printers.... told him i think it's lexmark or maybe HP, am not quite sure...he'd pipe in; yeah, i thought the hard drives were from seagate and seagate's made in the philippines.

gala sa sm was painful cuz gals would indiscreetely (spellcheck)look or state at him, i informed him, kalagot mga bayhana mag sge tan-aw nimu. he would dismiss it, and would ask me some other stuff. and then would tell me how scared he was when he would create dispatches(replacements) for dell before.

 

-------------------------------- i wouldn't care if he didn't sms (like how i go ballistic when davey would not sms months back-kung ano ano na naiisip ko)// am glad he found me in bacolod.

naisip ko lang he had a playah's rep in etel. and fifay and i called him cotton candy (or is it marshmallow?) back then.  he isn't like wut ppl had told me months before. i know i would hold my tongue and ask the correct questions para he wouldn't think am a psycho, but, i just thought that chivalry still existed in the systems of a shamrock fed guy....ü

murag ironic that we'd find each other in this obscure/god-forsaken city. ü

tahtah.

 

hubog nasad tsk tsk

4/28/2007-4/29/2007
hacienda esloyo, vodka kurant with lemons and dark chocolate//and buwad na nukus and hotdogs// mo2// more booze. hala mag sge nalang mi ani// ü

guintubdan

some time in october 06. ü
photo credits: lev ü ang batang engineer. ü

para ni nimu kermit.

 

 

And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

 

cebumactanintlairportseeyou. ü

everthesame♥

 

Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same

You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only give you love

GOD NOSTALGIA IS A BITCH.

good to know

you know how you wake up and you lose your eyes(literally your eyes would endup so small or too puffy either of which that would make you think you were somehow mangled?-am not sure if mangled would be the apt description)// or when yer facial muscle would involuntarily twitch?// or when you cannot help but have this lopsided smile altho you try to control it, the smile stays put? // ma mentioned something about bell's palsy. and i remembered reading about a gal who woke up with bell's palsy and she had to go thru an interview with a disfigured face.

bell's palsy. read. ü

best lessons learned when i started living on my own(and in a different city)

(i feel like i'm writing a paper for uni- imiss school)//

'learned that....

you'd get to know a new city & learn the locals' way & you adapt, at times you pass judgement about how the people are(ie provincial crap, not being able to trace genealogy, etc)but, who asked you to move anyway?!

you'd find means to improvise; from making your makeshift curtains, assembling a DIY closet, mooching a ride, knowing where to get a ride, and where to go buy food// that the devotional you had since 18 would be a handy companion when self help books or friends fail to give you sensible advice// that another great companion would be a bottle of fruit wine, served warm// that you'd know how to clean your toilet bowl and kitchen sinks and dispose yer garbage, and when things at home break, you'd know how to fix them-or not// that you'd meet the oddest people and they'd make a great set of friends// and you'd need a church and a church buddy or you might want to sign up for a yoga class or do poi// among your needs would be a monthly tkt hoping you can book cheap or you'd have a trusty ass to survive long hours of bus ride// you'd realise you turned chinese with all the noodles you consumed// and you'd learn to make do with a 3 month old olive or sesame oil if that's the only (supposed) condiment left in the kitchen// that you must have sugar and salt in packets so that red ants won't find their merry way to them//

that you must know your heart// that you must not take yourself too seriously// ud make bad choices even tragic ones(threw moolah on booze and payday's like a gazillion years away) & yet you still would never guess that in a couple of years' time, none of those of wut you thought or considered as SO MUCH would really matter.........

 

mush napod and some other things.

i got 9 sms today and it's all about love. (people are asking when are you getting married, it seems like everybody at yer age is getting married....e-preyzur ba ako, you'd have to ask, who will you marry raeny... diba? or did the haciendero find you already? haha...:)

i saved these cuz i thought they made better sense ü

live your life with so much love in your heart that if by mistake you were sent to hell, the devil himself would deliver you to paradise. coelho.

one cannot question the existence of feelings; they are there, raw and indeniable. but one can choose not to nurture(waaaah, diba the operative verb here is nurture:) what is felt. yet, no matter what they say, what has been felt will always be more honest than what was chosen. hence, true realities are not built by the mind but by the heart. love wisely. ü

eto simang:

it would make more sense if life cycle was all backwards. you should die first// get it out of the way, then you live an old age home, you get a silver watch and you go to work, you work 40 years until you are young enuf to enjoy your retirement, you do booze, girls(guys), you party, you get ready for high school, you become a kid, you play, you have no worries, you become a lil baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last 9 months floating....// and you finish off as an orgasm. ü ahhh, the beauty of life! ü

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vincent asked me if i'd go with them to sipalay sunday, the thought of the beach and the heat scares me, diba, it was like 2 years ago when i decided to be brea? (classy brea with fair skin-baliw, ilovemarciacross allright!) plus i'd put on weight// it would be terrible to look at almost deadly clavicles and you'd wind up seeing huge thighs plus the puson. a sad sight. oh, aside from that, if i saw tuti with chabokan looking girlfriend, i might not help laughing. dibah? again sad sight. ü and do not mention the four hour ride, kahit sabihin pa nilang parang bantayan or boracay kaganda ang place...i'd stay at home and sulk. pero.....lingaw baya pod kuyog kuyog sa iya barkada. and i miss how it's like to be with them. sala toh niya, wa niya gisulti sa iya mommy na ako iya kauban mulaag, when i already told my mom na gakuyog ko niya and friends laag. diba unfair?

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tonight:(the new laborers are taking calls// hahaha....my shaolin boy is assisting, or feeling naga assit.jawk. ü) ej and albert would be the cutest tandem on the floor. if i had lil brothers, i'd want them.

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we din't wash our faces. the gal who poked me and czar even told me to quit using the moisturizer am using. naunsa na? toinks.

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He is teaching me patience and to hold things in. i can't help it. i carry a bad heart and i don't like clones. or i think more people should use prozac, yknow.

ah! weekend! boy, i miss my sisters and my penguin. :(

beating the peppery heat of the summer

4/27/2007- after shift....czarina and i decided to catch up(charut ra oi)// we bought something fishy that got the sales assistants looking at us incredously, again charut ra sad. ü// we saw vincent. yey. ü// we saw a granpa laugh at us, and some guys who grew up with sooo much provincial crap staring openly, lami e-poke their eyes with q-tips(waaaaah,pede pod straw!)// tas we had our faces poked. i wonder how girls would endure having someone poke them and steam their faces. sayang, we lost the pic with our hair held back with pink terry headbands.// bunch of lunch at shakey's// libak crew.com//

in the next lifetime

waaaaaaaaaaaah. ♥

sbc packers

1.  Member calling regarding: cingular phone

Agent Mijares:  Sir you need to call telco for this bec we only deal w/ internet charges.

Eu: I've been transferred several times already, I want you  to take this f*&#ing charges off my bill.

Irate Agent Mijares: Sir. it's like complaining to adidas  when you have nike!!!

(dah hilom ka lagi, dugay kaau kasabut, gipatay nimo ako  AHT! dah giatay ka!)

2.  Agent Montesclaros: Thank you for choosing sbc internet  services......

My name is T....

Eu: What's your name?

Agent: T..

Eu: How do you spell that?

Agent: That's T for Tom

Eu: So your name is Tom

Agent: No ma'am my name is T

Irate Eu: Give me someone who could understand me better!

(Eu bya jud wla kasabut! Para T lng...)

3.  Member called for credit...

Agent Mijares ala supervisor: I understand ma'am that you want to be given credit for 

the service you didn't order.

Let me check the usage for this acct.

Eu:  I never authorized anyone to set up an acct for me. 

 I have yahoo and i believe it's free

Agent:  Ma'am you can't access the internet without having a  dial up acct w us.

 Let me just verify if there's usage in here

jan 78hrs.....

feb 65 hrs......

mar 97 hrs...... so on and so forth...

Am sorry ma'am I can't give you credit  bec I see usage.

Eu: OF COURSE NOT!!! You must have made it up.

Agent: Na-uhh! The database shows usage on this acct!  

(expressionful kayo na pagka agent!)

Eu hung up. End of Story.

4.  DSL Agent Latorre: Thank you for choosing...Okay sir How  do you like to call me today?

tingala gud tapad na agent:Unsa cathy imo ingon? How do you  like to call me today?

Cathy:Nitubag man sad sa iyang first name ng amerkano....lalison pa ba na?

5.  Ex-DSL Agent Mijares:  Thank you for choosing....How may  I call you today?

6.  Ex-Sykes Agent Micabalo: So engrossed in explaining. . . 

I need to escalate this case to a higher level of support, PERO I

need you  to stay on the line while I document the case...(apilan bag bisaya!)

7.  DSL Agent Gelaga: Was so tensed bec her TL Dinah is  monitoring the call----

Thank you so much for all the inconveniences!!!

(duh! human....)

8.  PR Admin Agent Montesclaros: Thank you for  choosing....

Let me just verify this..your email address is sxxxx SAKTO?

9.       Ex-Sykes Agent Ngo: Thank you for choosing sbc internet  services,

 my name is Cindy Ngo....

(Mute dayun--talking to fellow agent---shet! 

Naapil naku akong family name! Okay ra na?!!?)

10.  Ex- DSL Agent Habil: During the last days in DSL

Agent:  Sir let's shut down your computer and turn it back  on tomorrow, 

probably your computer is just confuse right now.

Eu: Ahh Okay. I'll just turn it back tomorrow when I wake  up?

Agent: Okay, that's good.

Eu: Thank you so much, you're such a big help.

11.  DSL Agent Nailes (Using screen name while taking calls)

Agent: Thank you for choosing......My name is EE-YY-AA

Eu: How do you spell that?

Agent: Unprepared for it...(Mute--biyatch! unsa spelling  ee--yy-aa!!!!)

12.  Eu is asking for a supervisor

Irate agent Andan:   No, I will not give you to my supervisor bec I know I'm right.

13.  Eu: I was talking to tech agent and don't tell me the billing dept is also in India

Agent Mijares:  No sir, we're not in India

Eu: I bet you all are

Irate Agent: I bet you're wrong! We're in the Philippines.

Eu: Ah okay...

14.  Eu: I know you're in India

Agent Young: No sir, i'm not.

Eu: You're in India

Agent: No sir, i'm not in india

Eu: Yes you are

Agent: No I'm not

Eu: Yes you are

Agent: Okay, yes sir I'm in india ( kapuy na lalis)

Eu: See I told you you're in India

Same agent: Thank you for choosing....my name is Richie

Eu: What's your name?

Agent: Richie

Eu: What?

Agent: Richie..that's R for robert

Eu: So you're name is Robert

Agent: I for India

Eu: SO you're in India

Agent: C for Charlie...

Eu: And now you're telling me your name is Charlie (shet! Ka bogits ba ani nila!!!)

15.  Agent Patual: I will be giving you credit for 25 US  DOLLARS!!!!

(hello! hatag ba gud ta pesos diri! Naa bya America imu  kastorya day!)

16.  Eu: Where are you located?

Agent Mijares: We're in Austin Texas.

Eu: So how's the weather in Texas?

Agent: It's pretty cold (assuming kay states man tugnaw daw)

Eu: What?! It's summer...

Agent: Did I just say cold?  I mean it's hot....

Eu: Give me your supervisor!!! (supcall nuon ko dah)

17. Agent Habil: Ma'am please verify the BTN again bec I  have a different no. 

here on the system.

Eu( Talking to her daughter while agent's on the phone): 

 Tammy I'm upset bec people on the phone aren't listening.

Irate Agent:  Ma'am I need to verify the no. bec I have a  different no. on the system 

and I AM LISTENING!

18.   (Dogs barking on the background)

Eu: (while waitng for agent to process the disconnection)  Kuchie kuchie...

come here to mommy

Agent Mijares Is that your dog?

Eu: Yeah  theyyyyy're so lovable, they're pomeranian(ambut  unsa daw to iya iro)

Agent:  Ew, I hate dogs (dba gitudlo sa prod training, 

nga  palami ka storya, kung ganhan eu iro ganhan na lng pud ka)

Eu: Oh...

Agent: (wlang ka amor2) Okay ma'am here's your confirmation  no.

19.  Agent Gelaga: (Running some tests)...wait sa ha?  (pacute pa)

Eu: Huh?

20.  Agent Mijares:  Saying the vantive down script. . .

Eu: Is that the reason why I can't connect to the internet

Agent: (Klaro gadali sa AHT) Yes, just try to connect to the  internet tomorrow.

21.     Agent Callao: ( fond of saying Heelller) 

 After placing  eu on mute talking to agent then went  back to Eu;

unmute and said  HELLEER!!!

Same agent.

Eu: Sir may I place you on hold real quick?

Agent Callao: Sure ma'am take your time

after 5 mins...patay na AHT sa agent..

Agent on Mute:  Ma'am joke only please come back.....

22.  Agent Gelaga probing...And what' s the Mowdel of your  mowdem? (Saon daw?)

23.  Agent Patawaran escalating a case to STS...

Igsugod niya ani...lingi dayun iya teammates...tana man sts  spelling iya login

fts_cpatawaran.....Okay and that would be CPATAWARAN

CHARLIE, PAPA, ALPHA, TANGO, ALPHA, WHISKEY, ALPHA, ROMEO, ALPHA, NOVEMBER

(whew taasa oi..syempre pa gakatawa ang tibuok team hasta STS) w/ follow  up...

would you like me to repeat that?

(balibad lagi sts)

24.  Agent Mier on supcall

Eu: I want to talk to someone who speaks normal English

Agent: I speak normal English!!!

25.  Agent Mijares:  Changed his name from Franc to Gian...

Agent: Thank you for choosing .....My name is Gian..

Eu: I want to talk to a supervisor bec I was promised by an  agent named

 Franc that he'll give me credit card refund for a year,

In fact I have his employee no. RBCGMI 606841.

Agent: (Shit ako ra man japun ni!)

26.Agent Montesclaros on his first call(syempre pa paired up  ni Mijares)

 member claiming for credits...

Agent Montesclaros: ok ma'am let me place you on hold while  

i process the credit on your accnt...

while mem was on hold...di pa kabalo mu apply ug credit

Tristan:Unsaon man ni franc?

Franc:Ingna na lang nihatag na ka ug credit gud kay ang  atong AHT ana...

Tristan:Ok ma'am i already applied credits on your accnt..is  there anything else?

member:For how much?

...shet!!!!!

(put member on mute, pila daw franc? : (  )

Tristan:Ok ma'am let me put you on hold again while i sum up  ur credits....

(tana dayon ang duha ka agents ni tammy)

Tammy: You're not supposed to credit that amount...(shet  unsaon naman nila ni?)

Tristan:Ma'am i do apologize for the inconvenience but my  supervisor 

didnt allow me to put credits on your accnt.

member:I thought you have already given me credits?

agent: Im really sorry ma'am...eu hung up!

(da gama gama man  storya patoo man sa usa katunto pud na agent....)

sbc packers back in the day

i had to edit. takes up sooo much of the page's space//

1.) Agent Berden - Thank you for choosing SBC......

Customer - Spanish, Spanish

Agent Berden (on mute) - No,No. Bangalore, Bangalore

2.)  Agent Mijares (asked where he is located)-

Sir, I am located in  the global center for SBC

Customer - And that's in India

Agent - No sir I am not in  India

Customer - Yes you are

Agent - No I'm not

Customer - Yes you are. Wanna bet

Agent - Sure. Where am I located?

Customer - you are in India

Agent - Engek..you lose..I am in the Philippines (lalis pa mo!!!!)

3.) Customer - You disconnected my account

Agent Concepcion - No sir. It was disconnected because you did not pay your phone bill.

Customer - But I went to Spain.

Agent Concepcion - Well you should have paid your phone bill  before you went to Spain

Customer (super irate)- I dont care about your service. I don’t care about my bills,

I care for Mom who is in Spain.

Agent Concepcion - Well you still should have paid your phone  (lalison ba naman).......

4.) Agent Dicen (after explaining everything to the customer)

– I  hope those information is sufficient enough for your dubious mind.

5.) Agent Concepcion : Thank you for choosing SBC.....My name is  Phyll.

Customer - You name is Sophia

Agent - No, Mam. My name is Phyll

Customer - So your name is Sophia

Agent - No mam, Its Phyll

Customer - Right, you name is Sophia

Agent - All right my name is Sophia (bumigay pa rin at the  end).

6.) Agent (after reconnecting the account) - all right,

Sir the confirmation number for this call is 123456

Customer - thank you. Can you please connect me to somebody who can answer my questions

regarding my cellphone service.

Agent - Yes sir. I have reconnected your account and I have given you the confirmation number

Customer - right. But can you please tell me to whom should I be talking to regarding my cellphone service

Agent (very sleepy) - Thats correct sir. The confirmation number for this call is 123456.

Customer - I know but I want to know to whom I should be talking to regarding my cellphone service.

Agent - Well, who gave you the service....(gisamukan sa  pangutana sa caller)..

Customer - uhhh.OK (lalis pa mo...kagets naka...)

7.) Agent Dicen -May I have your first and last name so that I can  pull up your account

Customer - John Doe

Agent Dicen - Thank you and now I am pulling up your account  based on the first and

last name which is the normal way of

pulling up an account....(after a few seconds after)

All right I have pulled up an account based on that information

which I believe is the correct account.

Customer - I dont care what you believe just pull up my account....

(da na irate lagi tungod sa kataas sa storya).

8.) Agent Berden - May your name please.

Customer - My name is Maybelline Doe

Agent - May I call you Maybe.

Customer - yes you can

Agent - All right "maybe" I am giving you credit for 6 mos

(ano  ba naman ....cguraduhin mo na)

9.) Agent - Thank you for choosing SBC....

Customer - Hello, am I talking to a computer?

Agent - Yes, sir. You are talking to a computer.

Customer - Damn SBC has really good computers

Agent - I'm sorry sir I am human

Customer - Let me talk to your supervisor

( da na-irate  lagi...ano ba naman sister make up your mind)

♥mamita

archaic vid. cai uploaded this as well//

eu(enduser) cannot connect

 cuz gimingaw ko sa sykes. found this in my email ba-ul! murag 3 years ago pa ni ai. ü

agent from india transfered the call to legacy tech.

agent : i understand you cant connect right now with your dial up service,  is that correct?

eu: what the hell are you talking about?! i am using DSL. (not aware  that dsl was deactivated)

agent : ma'm i understand you used to have a dsl service but it was already deactivated. 

you can connect to the internet using dial up. i can assist you in creating a dialer if you want.

eu (very irate... as in saying all bad words in the world!): just  transfer me to dsl tech, 

i dont need your help.

agent (starting to get very irate): im sorry mam but the call was also 

transfered to me by a dsl agent. if i'll transfer you back to dsl tech,  

they still wont accept the call coz its already dial up activated  from our  end.

eu: you know what?! you're really wasting my time here.....

agent (cuts off eu): i dont know what.... you're also wasting my time!!!

TOINK!!!

eu drops the call 

 Agent Dennis: (verifying the customer) your name is John doe, right?

 Customer: Yes

 Agent Dennis: and you are from texas, right?

 Customer: yes

 Agent Dennis: and your userid is johndoe@..................... right?

 Customer: yes

 Agent Dennis; how may i help you today?

 Customer: can you guess wat is my  problem?.........

(butangi.............tagbaw lagi ka Sio.................hehehehehehehehehe)

 Agent Dennis: Thank you for choosing SBC internet services and have a good day!.........

 Customer: adios amigo...............

 Agent Dennis: ASTALAVISTA Baby....................

 Agent: Thank you for choosing SBC..............................

 ----My name is Allen

 Customer: you say your name is Allen.......

 Agent: Yes sir 

 Customer: How do you spell your name?

 Agent: Ahhhh! your name........Y...O ...U....R..... N.....A....M....E.....  your name correct sir?

 Agent:Thank you for choosing SBC.....................................

 My name is Dennis............

 Customer: How do you spell your name?

 Agent:(gkapoy) D....N....I.....S..... Dennis

A Supervisor Call:

Customer: Are you in India?

Supervisor: Yes Sir, We are! (kapoy na sad ug lalis.)

Customer: Dude, Why are stuck there? You should get out of that  place!

 Supervisor: I am training these monkeys!!!!!!