Sunday, October 2, 2005

agents sa sykes

Agents sa SYKES
> 1. Technical Support Engineer
> a. Technical - trobol shyuts ka bisag wa kay alamag sa computer.
> b. Support - imo ginikanan ngayo na para tubig ug kuryente
> c. Engineer - P.T. ka O.T., M.D. , Accountant, undergrad, Masscom,
dili
> sila magbuot kay ENGINEER lagi ka!
> 2. Busog ka na sa biskwet
> 3. Kalit ka lang bangon inig alas tres kadlawn kay mag "lunch" ka
> 4. Suki na ka sa tulisan. Gitagaan na gud nimo sila ug kaugalingon
account
> sa bangko.
> 5. Sa fastfood, ipa-verify nimo imo order, ipa spell-out pa jud! Ok
ka ra?
> 6. Sulod kag mall, abli ka bag inig sulod, inig gawas ablihan napud.
> Nanganad sad ai!
> 7. Ikaw ray ga kuan, "Jacket" inig summer
> 8. Kuyaw ka's Pusher bai! Di man ka kahibaw mo "NO"
> 9. Pag soft skills ra ka nakaila ug debit card
> 10. Mga lalaki dali ra mabaog. Pirmi man static gud. Tsk!
> 11. Gamay sapot sa uyab, ASAP teknik dayon. Way away!
> 12. Slang ka na mamalikas
> 13. Kontrahan ka na sa imo English teacher pag haiskul kay pirmi nimo
> koreksyunan. Mayra sad!
> 14. Di ka ma moinom ug tubig kung dili mineral. Ano ka MAYAMAN?
> 15. Inig tubag nimo telepono sa balay, naa pa kay Opening Script.
> 16. Una pa ibutang, Closing Script pa. Dah!
> 17. Kung nay problema sa balay, isa dayon nimo ang red flag. Ngano
ka?!
> 18. Tawag nimo ni tatay, TL, si nanay QA
> 19. Napugos nalang pud kat-on ug Soft Skills inyo maid para
magkasinabot
> mo.
> 20. Di na ka kahibaw kanus-a mo-grit ug gud morning or gud evening
> 21. Big river na imo address bisag taga Subangdaku ka lang
> 22. Magtuo tanang taga Mandaue nga 24 hrs ang BIR
> 23. Ngita kag taxi nga 21B
> 24. Gahasulhasul ka lang sa PLDT kay pailisan lagi nomo inyo unit ug
> CallMaster V
> 25. Unlike sa iskul, dinhi tudluan ka na, bayran ka pa!
> 26. Sa mga adunay anak, dad-a sa SYKES kay kada break, dinhi ka
makakita
> ug magtapok nga agta ug dragon.
> 27. Huna-huna dayon ka ug negosyo: carenderia duol sa SYKES. Ayaw
pamakak!
> 28. Pabutangan jud nimo ug headset inyo telepono
> 29. Daghan kag jacket pero balik-balik ra imo t-shirt kay wa ka
nanglaba
> 30. Pislit ka ug button sa rice dispenser, gatuo ka nga kape ang
mogawas.
> Aw, sori!
> 31. Ang mga lalaki, maa-an nga call boy; kung babay, pick-up girl;
kung
> bayot, bugaw.
> 32. You claim nga di ka na anad sa atong weather. Hilas!
> 33. Sa mga naay computer, automatic ka dayon enter sa imo employee
number
> para mo-log in, nya kung molakaw ka, log-out pud ka.
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41 comments:

  1. J QOctober 03, 2005

    sus ambot, you are really hilarious!

    true jud kaayo -- i'm sure all call center agents can relate!

    keep 'em coming, girl!

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  2. raen dropsOctober 03, 2005

    nostaligic for sykes.... *sighertz*

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  3. kitty galoreOctober 04, 2005

    ay korek! gipangutana jud ko sa taxi driver kung videokehan ba daw ang sykes, so meaning mukha akong GRO! hahahahaa

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  4. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    haha, katokens....ako kay mu i.d. najud ko padung work para di ma-aan!

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  5. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 04, 2005

    hapit man pud ko nahagbong sa akong lingkuranan ani uy. ahihihihi

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  6. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    rigor, mother, hehe...dili diay blocked ang multiply dira? buhi pa si ron?

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  7. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 04, 2005

    nkapasar na man to si ron ug board. buhi gihapon pero nag morning shift sya. ambot ngano nga wla may mamalit anang sa shift niya.Blocked ang multiply uy pero since our shift ends at 3am, adto dayon mi net express para mangaswang ug magmultiply.

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  8. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    hehe, pasa diay xa...hehe juds Ü

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  9. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 04, 2005

    hmmm..... musta na man ka diha?

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  10. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    mag suicide nalang ko rigor, ga rigor pod ako utok here... sobrang fa-etz, wa'y life...mag cge nalang kog absent....i miss PS, but, i don't miss expedia

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  11. J QOctober 04, 2005

    HAHAHA!!!

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  12. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    hehe...i came to a point of dreaming about selex...argh

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  13. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 04, 2005

    it's really tough bitaw to be on the acct u were in sa ps before. the queue has gone berserk . tanan ata dito init ug ulo. plus the airport codes to memorize are more than enough to make u go insane. but hey, it's all in a day's work. Toink!

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  14. J QOctober 04, 2005

    kalimot na gani ko sa selex! hehehe.

    i only remember CSAT reports... QA sessions... weekly team m(eat)ings... and the chikka sessions galore. *sigh*

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  15. J QOctober 04, 2005

    hehehe. it can get crazy with that account, true. especially with weather disturbances like hurricanes! waaaaah!

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  16. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 04, 2005

    dli ko karelate kay sa internet account man ko. i actually love my work kay sales man ko sa daghan kwarta. toink. irate pud ko sometimes.

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  17. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    maka hurt naka mare!

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  18. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    everything is just above my head... hurricane or without hurricane

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  19. raen dropsOctober 04, 2005

    aw shucks, there's no cure for nostalgia.... ;(

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  20. J QOctober 05, 2005

    ay ka-nindot! so novel to meet someone who actually loves their job. hehe.

    ;-)

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  21. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 05, 2005

    it's not always a walk on the park bya. kahuna2x pud intawon ko resign usahay. But now, I would have to say na happy jud ko.

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  22. raen dropsOctober 05, 2005

    wag naman ganito rigor, naiiyak na talaga ako sa mga ganyang happiness... hi daw sbe ni erin...aw ui, why weren't we chosen to be in yer shoes, kami na ta ni erin ang dato

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  23. raen dropsOctober 05, 2005

    why wouldn't they? they make more than sups does...argh...huhu, pa-et pajud cuz my jerk of an ex is in elink sales and makes money...makahilak...huhu

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  24. J QOctober 05, 2005

    all that matters is the now. at least you don't think about resigning everyday of your call center life.

    i'm happy for you. and your wallet. hehe.

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  25. J QOctober 05, 2005

    really? that's nice! why wasn't i told of this when i was still there? hehehe.

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  26. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 06, 2005

    i couldn't agree more!

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  27. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 06, 2005

    kaila jud ko ani niya. murag si jay-r, the R n' B price.

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  28. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    katokens ka rigor...hehe, si jay-r juds, bwahaha..naiinis ako, sooo underserving...jerk and all, and feeling player...palibhasa artista and singer, kapuso... bwahaha

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  29. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 07, 2005

    dli ko ganahan ug mga kapusod. :) im glad we're both kapamilyas. am i making sense here?

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  30. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    haha, this has got to be the longest thread sa ako mga replies...online nasad ka mother? si kessa kay sup na daw sa dell.com, baliw! maka-jelly... oo, am glad am kapamilya too, sana di ko nalang tinanggap ang PANDAY, ako nalang ta tong kampanyerang gwapa...

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  31. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    kainis, they say there's money in expedia...so untrue, there's mi-ni in expedia! argh

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  32. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 07, 2005

    the role of eden sa panday is tailor-made for you. i won't mind being Eden uy. I get to have really scorching kissing scenes with papa echo. :)

    akoa na lng ng role ni kampanerang gwapa so i get to kiss luis mazano, christian bautista and patrick. :)

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  33. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    i soooo wanna kiss christian, my dear christian, pero the rest, chaps! ores! sweetie, bitaw, can you ask if we could go back and apply sa PS? huhu, kabus na ako

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  34. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 07, 2005

    cge, i'd try to ask the hr girls. i think that they have what they call the amnesty (faet ang program title) program for those expedia peepz who resigned whether immediately or nag 30-day notice.

    they need people sa account kay gamay na lng kaayo nabilin. ok ra man kaha nimo magbalik expedia?

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  35. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    yeah ask them please, but, not expedia, i'd die...huhu, faet murag nag rebellion galore, amnesty, faet juds...bwahaha

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  36. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 07, 2005

    i'd try to ask pero murag expedia ra man naa hiring karon. nagtraining na ang last batch sa internet account. Wla hiring karon sa experian. ang imong previous acct ra jud ang nangita ug mga agents. hehehe.

    rebellion galore jud. ahihihihihi

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  37. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    i'd die here najud..grabeh ka meager ang pay..dili jud kaya expedia, i hope masking tech sa elink mu-hiring

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  38. Riggy GuacamoliOctober 07, 2005

    cge, i'd ask them. i know naay opening sa sales sa manila for an internet acct, peoplepc. or better yet wait na lng ka when the new building has been completely built kay mosulod ang vonage ug aol.

    pero here in cebu, expedia ra man as far as i know currently ang naay opening'

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  39. raen dropsOctober 07, 2005

    that's paksit and paaanish

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  40. Gian JubelaFebruary 02, 2007

    Bag-o lang ko nakapasar sa nesting sa Expedia.

    ATay, ka lisod sa account uy. Pirmi lang ka luglogon sa mga customer nga idiots kaayo.

    pero, I don't know...first time pa ni nako nga nag work ug call center. I hope naa silay "email account" kay di nako "feel" and sige ug estorya. Mas gusto ko mag suwat....

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  41. Riggy GuacamoliFebruary 02, 2007

    hala, call center na diay ka gian? dghan baya na tools nang account ninyo. hehe. gud luck.

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fallen rain. (:

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