technician's blunder

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	just a girl-no doubt

i'd update this each time i can... 

tech :: sir can you give me one moment, i'll pull up yer account. 
caller:: okay
tech ::  ahum, huhum, ahuhum....(aw shucks, may sarili syang hold music)
tech:: is your ink cartridge new tho? you have to purchase from d*ll tho.(fave word nya tho)

caller:: my call got disconnected, i was speaking with victoria
tech:: oh, victoria will call you back...(bow sa aht.)

tech::thank you for calling...enjoy your nice day.(sureness, nice day juds)

tech:: thank you for chosing d*ll!(bwahahaha. grabeh ka past tense)

tech::all right sir, please hold it. (meaning, i'll put you on hold ba)

tech 1:: may i have the caller's name?
tech 2:: oh the caller's problem is that he wanted to set up the printer wirelessly.(plang ang active listening)

caller::(irked) i hope you have a nice life!
tech:: you too sir. thank you for calling...(hala, wala nya nafeel ang presence na gi-mock naxa)

*updates:

caller: so do i have to get a new printer?

javin: sugar-coated....yesss. (wagi ka jimylyn)

caller: why is your name jimylyn?

javin:[on mute] raen, jimylyn daw name ko.

raen:[sings] are you jimylyn? who wants to know, who wants to know?