understatements

shobe: kaila ka achee, ga-swell ang ako left kidney?

dichee: oo chee, kay heart shaped man iya kidney.

achee: dili ui, tulo iya kidney!

wari: miss you jd ganina...(ganiha ra?)

wari: ayaw na ngita gasto....

kalai: aw, di man mi ig-agaw ni tj, kita na bitaw ko imu sa friendster, gipakita niya....

marsi: that's just healing a heartache with another heartache....

kathra: mga ing-ana na silang klaseng tao raen (unsa kat?)

kaith: aw, abi ba naku fairy ka? (na-angel naku)

stephie: am begging you, please erase anwar's number, and stop yer kahibangan....pls...i'm begging you, it's okay to have seafoams mags, but, choose please....