jez' what if's????

 

What if:
1.what if someone ask u for a date?
:: if si kerby, gow! hehe

2.what if that person is your ultimate crush?
:: sureness galore

3.what if nalaman mo na may anak na bf mo?
:: i would not mind if it looks like kerby's kid

4.what if someone gave u 1 million dollars for a
nude portrait?
:: who'd do that?


5.what if ung nanliligaw sau mo ay
ngtxt na break na kau?
:: ha? nanliligaw pa naman kaya?

6.what if umulan ng pako?
:: pera nalang please

Whos
1.who would u like to give thanks to?
:: the great I AM, for the abundance of blessings i get daily

2.kanino mo gustong sabihin e2 pls give me
another chance
:: let's give it another shot, BBBB, ngyox

3.eh e2 i dont wanna see u anymore
:: mmmmmmmboppp


4.who would u like to be stuck in an elevator with
and ano sasabihin mo?
:: si Ron, nganu man ka?

5.To whom would u like to have a cup of coffee
with
:: joey and steffi... now na!

6.sinong gusto mong maging presidente ng
Piipinas ngayon maliban kay GMA?
:: si GMA japun, samuka ninyo oi

Where:

1.where do u like to get married?
:: bahamas or st. barts

2.where is your favorite hang out?
:: east west with the glam gurls, pa-ugat pangape

3.where was your first kiss (pang bf)?
:: under the tree sa hcdc, hehe

4.where did u meet/see your ultimate crush?
:: sa tinyo

5.where have u been before doing this?
:: nag meal break.... <3 sa wats cafeteria

6.where did you spend your summer vacation?
:: bum around sa cebu, cebu

What:

1. what gift did u receive in your last b-day?
:: hallmark cards, aw shucks

2. what would u give to a dying friend?
:: wala, mamatay naman kaha xa, she cannot bring it anywhere

3. what were the last words your ex told u?
:: i'm sorry for being an asshole...bogits!

4. what did u say to him or her ( your ex)
:: maligsan ta kag pison, get a grave, you crossed the wrong gurl and dated a psycho...hehe

5. what was the last gift u gave someone?
:: ponkans! hehe

6. what would u say to the one who made this
questions?
:: more surveys please... =0