call center side effects

Eto ang mga side effects ng pagtatrabaho sa mga call centers...

1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, an tawag na nila
sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo! (uy magbayad ka!)

2.pag sa sagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel...exampol :
ring ! ring ! ....tenk u for calling (the company) this is (your name) how
may i help you?

3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15min break nyo, itinutulog mo na
lang...para fresh pagka kolls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap...

4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao, at
bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way....

5.mas sanay ka ng matulog ng nakabussiness attire...na mimiss mo yung
matigas na sahig ng opisina nyo...tsaka yung malamig na aircon.

6. sanay kang maglaka-lakad ng nakamedyas.

7. an tawag mo sa mga friends mo...dude, bro, coach, tl, sup.

8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo, kape na. nung nagpaospital ka ang nilagay
sayo dextrose na my instant coffee.

9. sanay kang makipagusap kahit tulog...pagtinanong ka ng kahit ano, tama
ang sagot mo...ummmm naghihilik ka pa hayup ka!

10. tadaaaaa! nag sasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati kols mo napapanaginipan
mo, at minsan, sinampal ka ng kapatid mo dahil nagsisigaw kang sup call! sup
call! sup call!

11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.

12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.

13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na
sila.

14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats na nakasulat lang..
sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh.

15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. papasok at pauwi sa trabaho walang traffic.

16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breeakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo
sa madaling araw. dinner moi pag uwi mo sa umaga.

pag Rest Day mo naman at natulog ka sa gabi, magigising ka pa din pag
madaling araw na. iba na ang body clock mo.

17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang
bagong ligo at bagong gel.

18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.

19. nde ka na kilala ng aso nyo

20. tawag sa auto mo ay taxi, kasi palaging gabi bumabyahe..

21. wala ka nang pakialam sa buhay

22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful
lahat ng ka-batch mo.

23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.

24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..

25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero rep ka lang..

26. pag payday... olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k
per month lang sila) isang kinsenas mo na yun.. :P

27. pag day off mo n lang ikaw nkakapaanood ng Eat bulaga at MTB

28. Nde mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.... si mahal at mura lang

29. nde mo n alam itsura ng mall...

30. di ka na maebs sa bhay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 5th floor or ibang floor.

31. gusto mo na ding maglagay ng alcogel sa banyo nyo..

32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!

33. puro kalyo na wrist at daliri mo.

34. sanay ka na ding mag Niponggo. gozaimas!

35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pndot mo ng CTRL + ALT + DEL
iba ang lalabas at matatawa ka na lang sa sarili mo dahil para kang gago.

36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay...

37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap (astig!)

38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa
trabaho nila

39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!

40. mabilis k ng mag pabili ng corn bits at chicharon sa ermats mo...

41. isa ka na rin sa mga nagbebenta sa free ads (you name it meron dito even
endangered species)

42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe

43. pindot mo ilong nung tindera kala mo vendo machine.... isa nga coke syet
ilong pala yun! hehehehe... masama pa kung sa bumper na-pindot mo.... syet!

44. na inlove ka nsa kape...

45. madalasa mong sabihin sa ka IM mo n "email chat n lang tyo"

46. sanay k na makarinig ng napakalakas n pag singa ng sipon... dahil sa
japs..

47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container

48. at ketchup galing mcdo at julibee

49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang
ibig sabihin ng ticket..

50. bumibumili ka ng chicharon sa lahat ng sikyo n makita mo.. hehehhehehe

51. pag gumagamit k ng cr,, d ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa n lulubog
ebs mo.

52. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang browsing..

53. sanay ka na ang katabi mo sinusurprise visit ng GF niya akala kc
nambababae.........noh marlon?

54. akala mo mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.....

55. at magtataka ka dahil hindi lahat ng hapon galit sa kumakain ng
chicharon..

56. sanay k ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kwuatro ng umaga

57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa
labas.

58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at
cookies..

59. yung iba dito na nakakahanap ng kabit nila eh........

60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue sa bahay

61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select...

62. libre parking mo sa building, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw ng
parking.. hahahaha

63. pag nag cr ka...sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl...

64. nag hahanap ka sa kahitbahay nyo ng mga hapon....

65. pag binabati... ano nlang, pag kinukumusta ka ng mga kabarkada mo, lagi
mo sinasabi, GOZAIMAS!!!!

66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep

67. kaya mong tiisin na nde palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours

68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo... sabihin
mo
yahoo.com (hahahaha)

69. kasi pagsinabi mong passport, di nila alam yun. ako nga dito ko lang
nalaman na may ganun pala eh..

70. ....yung uniform nga ng basketball may passport logo tanong sa akin nag-
aayos kayo ng passport? hehehe anong travel agency? ayus! quote kita sa
hongkong gusto mo!

71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TL na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na.
paguwi mo nandun parin.

72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!

73. pudpod na tenga mo sa kaka-pakinig ng paolo "payatot" santos

74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, magsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!!
HACKER!!!

75. tanong na mahirap sagutin ... " pag-introduce urself na - first day sa
sykes -engineering grad-" ..... em a nursing grad ; pt grad ; engineering
graduate.BAT KA NANDITO ?...akala mo...talagang engineer ang
kailangan....kasi nasa ads...technical support engineer.....hayyy
hehehe...beep beep...ala naman cguro eng grad dito ha...peace.

76. oO NGA PLA! DATI PAGNAGCOPY PASTE KA SA PC, GINAGAMIT MO ANG RIGHT
CLICK,
NGAYON, ctrl C AT ctrl V.

77. nagkaroon ka ng galit sa mga hapon at sana iniisip mo na kasama ka sa
pangalawang dgmaang pandaigdaig at pingapapatay mo yang mga *&^%$$#@# hapon
na yan!

78. naisip mo tuloy yung mga comfort women at gays nung panahaon na yun.

79. dati 1 word per minute ka kabilis magtype, mgayon 2 words per minute.
sanay kc copy and paste lang kya naSF.

80. kahit sa bahay, mahilig ka na mag chenes, chuba, chubaloo at charing...

81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata...kasi d pde pahuli

82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog....maiisip mo...

83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala

84. habang umiihi ka may nagtatanong kung anong oras na

85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba

86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.

87. d2 ka n sa opisina nakabili lahat ng gamit mo..

-2nd hand celfon

- 2nd hand pc

- sabon

- shampoo

-sapatos

- tocino

- longganisa

- hikaw

- magazine

- tv

- ref

- aso

- libro

- tshirt

- pants

- prepaid card

- vcd

- dvd

-yema

pati apartment d2 ka nakuha

88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave

89. d2 ka na nakatikim ng kape na may ipis

90. kahit syampoo ng kabayo meron... hahahaha

91. gusto mo na den bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa
bahay
nyo...

92. Ok lang sayo uminom ng kape na may ipis kase no choice!

93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer(red) galing starbucks kakabili ng kape.

94. nasanay ka nang mgpadeliver ng pagkain.

95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pgkain sa pantry.

96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama samang tinda na :

medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase
ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit, deodorant,
kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet,
sinturon, mamon, hamon,

97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's
pancit canton, wendy's. north park, star bucks,

98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil
may pasok ka pa ng C shift.

99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!! syet!

100. sumasama ka pa sa email chat miski wla ka na sa Sykes... shift pa
nila! ayus move on with your life....

101. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa
kanya..

102. tapos yung fud magtatake out ka na lang. dito mo na lang sa office
kakainin.

103. kapag may national crisis at rally... di ka makakasama... pakikinggan
mo
na lang sa radyo

104. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na

105. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan na napakabagal ng oras!

106. d2 lang ako nakakilala ng mga taong ang tindi managarap...lalo na
pagdating sa maga babae

107. pantry carenderia!

108. kapag may gusto kang bilhin...titingin ka
muna sa free ads...



..............at ito na po ang kabuuan ng lahat...tama na pde?

THE PHILIPPINES IS.....

> > 50. where the most happening places is not where the
> > party is. Instead
> > it's where the gang wars happen, where women strip
> > and where the people
> > overthrow a president.
> >
> > 49. where even doctors, lawyers and engineers are
> > unemployed.
> >
> > 48. where everyone has his personal ghost story.
> >
> > 47. where mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are
> > considered as holy
> > places.
> >
> > 46. where everything can be forged.
> >
> > 45. where the school is considered the second home
> > and the mall
> > considered as third.
> >
> > 44. where Starbucks coffee is more expensive than
> > gas.
> >
> > 43. where every street has a basketball court and
> > every town only has
> > one public school.
> >
> > 42. where all kinds of animals are edible.
> >
> > 41. where people speak all kinds of languages, and
> > still call it Tagalog.
> >
> > 40. where students pay more money than they will
> > earn afterwards.
> >
> > 39.
> >
> > 38. where driving 4kms can take as much as 4hours.
> >
> > 37. where flyovers bring you from the freeway to the
> > side streets.
> >
> > 36. where the tourist spots is where Filipinos do
> > not (or cannot) go.
> >
> > 35. where the personal computer is mainly used for
> > games and Friendster.
> >
> > 34. where all 13 year olds are alcoholic.
> >
> > 33. where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
> >
> > 32. where 4am is not even considered bed time yet.
> >
> > 31. where people can pay to defy the law.
> >
> > 30. where everything is spoofed.
> >
> > 29. where even the poverty-stricken get to wear
> > Ralph Lauren and Tommy
> > Hilfiger.
> >
> > 28. where honking of car horns is a way of life.
> >
> > 27. where being called a bum is never offensive.
> >
> > 26. where flood waters take up more than 90 percent
> > of the streets
> > during the rainy season.
> >
> > 25. where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps
> > them alive.
> >
> > 24. where crossing the street involves running for
> > your dear life.
> >
> > 23. where wearing your national colors make you
> > "baduy".
> >
> > 22. where billiards is a sport, and darts is a bar
> > game.
> >
> > 21. where even the poverty-stricken have the latest
> > cell phones. (gsm -
> > galing sa magnanakaw)
> >
> > 20. where insurance does not work.
> >
> > 19. where water can only be classified as tap and
> > dirty... clean water
> > is for sale (55pesos/gallon).
> >
> > 18. where the church governs the people and where
> > the government makes
> > the people pray for miracles. (AMEN TO THAT!)
> >
> > 17. where University of the Philippines is where all
> > the weird people
> > go. Ateneo is where all the nerds go. La Salle is
> > where all the Chinese
> > go. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid
> > Chinese go, and
> > University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the
> > irrelevantly rich
> > people go.
> >
> > 16. where fastfood is a diet meal.
> >
> > 15. where traffic signs are merely suggestions not
> > regulations.
> >
> > 14. where all the trees in the city are below 6 ft.
> >
> > 13. where being held up is normal. It happens to
> > everyone.
> >
> > 12. where kids dream of becoming pilots, doctors,
> > actors and basketball
> > players.
> >
> > 11. where rodents is a normal house pet.
> >
> > 10. where the definition of traffic is the
> > 'non-movement' of vehicles.
> >
> > 9. where the fighter planes of the 1940's are used
> > for military
> > engagements, and the new fighter planes are
> > displayed in museums.
> >
> > 8. where being an hour late is still considered as
> > punctual.
> >
> > 7. where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and
> > where the lottery
> > is a commodity.
> >
> > 6. where soap operas tell the realities of life and
> > where the news
> > provides the drama.
> >
> > 5. where actors make the rules and where politicians
> > provide the
> > entertainment. (kung gusto mo mapikon, watch the
> > news).
> >
> > 4. where finding a deer on the road will be a
> > phenomenon. (may deer
> > dito? seryoso kayo?)
> >
> > 3. where people can get away with stealing trillions
> > of pesos, but not
> > for a thousand.
> >
> > 2. where Nora Aunor is an acclaimed actress and Boy
> > Abunda is the best
> > talk show host.
> >
> > 1. where everyone wants to leave the country! (ang
> > saya-saya!)

> > A TEST FOR DEMENTIA

> >
> > It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
> > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As
> > we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
saying,
>
> > "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain,
so. .
> Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
> intelligence. So, take the following test presented here and
determine if
> you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you
> don't see the actual answers until you have made your own answer.
> >
> > OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
> >
> > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: "bread."
> > If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try
> > not to hurt yourself.
> > If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
> >
> > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Cows drink water.
> > If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your
> > brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be
that
> you
> > need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
such as
> Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
> >
> >
> > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
> > from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black
> > house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
> > If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here
> reading these questions?????
> > If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
> >
> >
> > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
> Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided
> into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the
> engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also
> failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine
> fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the
middle
> of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would
you
> bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's
land"?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.
> > If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER
> > try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be
> > appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed
to
> > the next question
> >
> >
> > 5. Without using a calculator -
> > You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
> > London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off
the
> > bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four
> > get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in.
> > In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
> > In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on.
> > You then arrive at Milford Haven.
> > What was the name of the bus driver?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
> > It was YOU!!

Philippines' Kind of Hell

A Filipino dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks
out the US hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Philippine hell and finds that there is a very long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do
here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Philippine devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so
many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to
the canteen for a teabreak....."

just wanted....

Category:

Books

Paulo Coelho's " By The River Piedra I Sat Down And Wept" ♥

with PS pips

1/4 ra ako nawong sa ulo ni mark...hehe

taken during our am shift's lunchbreak....

pencil sketches