i swiped this off kathra's site.if you open it, close it.
if you turn it on, turn it off.
if you unlock it, lock it up.
if you break it, admit it. (bitaw oi. kepoi ang pa afaks.)
if you can't fix it, call in someone who can. (mao naay asg at times:)
if you borrow it, return it. (lalo na hard earned moolah)
if you value it, take care of it. (na igo ko ani.)
if you make a mess, clean it up.
if you move it, put it back.
if it belongs to someone else and you want to use it, get permission. (ouch again.)
if you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone. (mao wala ko naging tsr:)
if it's none of your business, don't ask questions. (i told to you!)
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
if it will brighten someone's day, say it. (be generous with praise gyud:)
if it will tarnish someone's reputation, keep it to yourself. (dili sa ako mga hate. kay hater man sad ko. :)
-anonymous
