stereotyping me-m2m, spongebob's wifey

 

-The Generic Teenager Stereotype-
Do you drink [alcohol]? gulp, gulp, gulp
Do you party a lot? i don't <3 ha!
How often? once in a blue moon
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? for personal reasons...xanor...hehe
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? almost always
Do you skip classes? i don't skip classes, igo rako mupasa sa accounting
How often? i don't nga <3
Protected? safely ;>
Do you steal? i wouldn't...steal glances, ah will
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? pj's for work
Do you drool over celebrities? jo in sung and lee dong gun
Do you watch a lot of TV? not anymore
Do you ever watch the News? the president's sona, i did catch
Do you even care about world issues? i sometimes do
Do you read books often? only when am not sleeping
Are you failing a lot of your classes? no, igo ra pasa though
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? with joey and steffi <3
Do you smoke cigarettes? only when joey smokes ( i'd rather have me kill myself than have someone else do it for me) and no one sees me
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? select, palit gatorade or sa east west most of the time with joey
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? boycraziness galore, si kerby gella
Do you cuss a lot? i don't..bitaw...hehe
Are you desperate to fit in? nope, left out rku minsan wit fifits and steff
Are you intelligent? so am..hehe ana si jezrel =)

-The Goth Stereotype-
Black lipstick? nopes
Black eyeliner? nopes
Black eyeshadow? mai =0
Black trenchcoat? sherlock holmes
Black boots? these boots are made for walkin'
Black fishnets? hehehe
Black nail polish? high school
Cigarettes? joey's
Heavy metal music? wasteland
Marilyn Manson? yes! so yes...scarey
Kittie? hello kitty
Cradle of Filth? not moi...but, quoting ms. america, it sounds good
Constant frown and perpetual angst? all smiles =)

Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual? sabi ni jezrel, ha!
An atheist? agnostic..scrap that, a decadent Christian nalang
Horrible home life? depressing at the moment, no one's usually home
Hopelessly depressed? nope naman, am happy whenever am with joey and steffi
Suffering with suicidal idealations? would suicide be ideal?
Self-mutilation? pag di mapurol ang knife, me tendency, psycho eh!

-The Punk Stereotype-
Plaid? burberry, so wish!
Big black boots? red ones, ala jessica simpson's
Mohawk? on a boyf...cute!
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] nopes
Loud, confident and opinionated? nona those...hehe
Wild hair colors? nopes, ultra boring na...
NOFX? petroleum jelly...hehe
Rancid? so not!
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? not naman...paris hilton's i would know

-The Girl Stereotype-
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? nopes, ana si ron simpleng tao
Have you ever been on a diet? lechugas galore to be 80 lbs
How much did you lose? i went down to 80 from 95 lbs
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? so much of both, i guess
Make yourself throw up? when upset, when wasted....
Make-up? cheek rouge and petroleum jelly
Low-cut tops? nopes... hoodies galore at the moment
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? i don't...grover OA
Giggle a lot? giggley and starry-eyed *winks*
What's the deal with boys? most of the ones i end up wit are bastards and jerks
Thongs? shobe, not moi
Pretty bras? amen to that
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? allure for so many reasons
Who's the weaker sex? MALE...hehe
Are you a feminist? not!
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? not anymore
Are you emotional? grover...drama queen, pms princess
Especially when on your period? pms princess <3

This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]

Originality or Acceptance? both...acceptance would be nice tho
Independence or Companionship? aw shucks, companionship
Stability or Freedom? stability, in all shades
Personal or Interpersonal? no difference
Introvert or Extrovert? unsure of that, at times am loud when am comfy wit ppl am wit, but, i like to keep to myself too..
Popularity or Isolation? i'd be the best candidate for a hermit
Unique or Loved? LOVED, uniquely *smiles*
Understood or Individual? misunderstood, often
You or Them? US...