Monday, August 29, 2005

nganu juk only ang pagka call center sa wats, bwahaha!

 

- kay ang secret agents dili juds agents, best readers lang juds


- kay wala'y doctor na ga-duty ug wa'y clinic, ug karun pa lang nagka-nurse


- wa'y team building, kay actually wala jud teams, maginusahay kag dial


- wala'y libreng kape/milo, libre nuon ang meals, pero gi charge man sad sa COLA [compensation and living allowance], faet japun


- asa kag kita'g call center na sa imu pay day kakuha lang ka ug p3400, grover ka kabus!


- ug grover ka loser ang pay days: every 5th and 20th of the month


- wa ug maxicare/medicard, mantinir juds ug philhealth


- mag cat fight sa ka bag-o ka kakuha ug work station


-ang pinaka common denominator lang niya sa lahing call centers kay constant ang supply sa tissue and paper towels, bwahaha


- dili jud ma-swipe ang debit card, atay


- wa kaila ang agents ug spiels/scripts/ call flow


- kani lang ang call center na wa'y outlook, wa'y yahoo, pero dijud blocked ang multiply ug friendster ;)


- sa fire exit stairs mi gasaka ug naug kay bawal daw gamitun ang main entrance, mura jud mig sweat shop workers


- ang manong guard kay musilbi na'g front desk assistant


- ganahan lang ka kay wala'y calls in queue, again di pod kasabut lahing bubetang agents ug TL ani, and unlimited ang PEE breaks, SMOKE breaks, WATER breaks, maarte!


- ug asa ka kita call center na 8 hours or less lang shift! kani di nku mureklams ;)


- ug ang HRIS kay papel, log in, log out ka'g papel!


- wa pod kay sariling headset, grover ka HYGIENIC, sharing is wuving kaau mi!


- ug gagamit jud mi ug regular telephone kung wa njud headset


- kani ang da best! text in/email sick pede! malala ;) pero dakug ikatabang kung wa ka'y load


- di nku mureklamu, bseg gabaan ko..hehe, EOC/Terminate napodz si raen!

4 comments:

  1. hahaha! i had a great laugh reading this!

    i also came from a call center so i totally get the picture you're painting.

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  2. you do? hehe, talagang patay ako sa boredom dito ;)
    what call center? i'll add you up ha? ;)

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  3. papel ang log in ug out! medieval! I like it!!! hehehehehe

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  4. naku naman, malala! hehe ;) pang-ermitanyo ang style...but, i won't whine anymore, ang gaba di musaba, bwahaha

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