Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity.
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Only in America.....do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
Only in America......do ! we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard
box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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EVER WONDER ....
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Only in America.....do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
Only in America......do ! we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard
box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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EVER WONDER ....
Why do dogs run when you blow in their face but stick their heads out
of the window when you're in the car?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! !
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! !
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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raen, funny stuff! i like em. =o)
ReplyDeletelagi, this was just forwarded. thought of posting since am on leave man daw. char.
ReplyDeletei thought it's the song from hanson.
ReplyDeletenakurat nlng ko when the song was played one morning sa NU107.
and many people actually react.
hehehe..this is also funny!
huy mare sna ai mag elemental the gathering tayo na...you plan...since am not going to boracar man fod diay this weekend or bohol wit my team kay wa klaro, kita nalng mag fairydom.
ReplyDeleteyou set the date..i will set the place and all the chuvaness!!! ayt? no email from me tonight ha? set muna kayo date..then saka ko tell sa plan..but that depends on what time of the day..
ReplyDeleteps: don't worry i won't run out of distorted idea for us..worst comes to worst..they is always coffee! *wink*
kape tayu mag jolt in? hehehe
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