eu(enduser) cannot connect

 cuz gimingaw ko sa sykes. found this in my email ba-ul! murag 3 years ago pa ni ai. ü

agent from india transfered the call to legacy tech.

agent : i understand you cant connect right now with your dial up service,  is that correct?

eu: what the hell are you talking about?! i am using DSL. (not aware  that dsl was deactivated)

agent : ma'm i understand you used to have a dsl service but it was already deactivated. 

you can connect to the internet using dial up. i can assist you in creating a dialer if you want.

eu (very irate... as in saying all bad words in the world!): just  transfer me to dsl tech, 

i dont need your help.

agent (starting to get very irate): im sorry mam but the call was also 

transfered to me by a dsl agent. if i'll transfer you back to dsl tech,  

they still wont accept the call coz its already dial up activated  from our  end.

eu: you know what?! you're really wasting my time here.....

agent (cuts off eu): i dont know what.... you're also wasting my time!!!

TOINK!!!

eu drops the call 

 Agent Dennis: (verifying the customer) your name is John doe, right?

 Customer: Yes

 Agent Dennis: and you are from texas, right?

 Customer: yes

 Agent Dennis: and your userid is johndoe@..................... right?

 Customer: yes

 Agent Dennis; how may i help you today?

 Customer: can you guess wat is my  problem?.........

(butangi.............tagbaw lagi ka Sio.................hehehehehehehehehe)

 Agent Dennis: Thank you for choosing SBC internet services and have a good day!.........

 Customer: adios amigo...............

 Agent Dennis: ASTALAVISTA Baby....................

 Agent: Thank you for choosing SBC..............................

 ----My name is Allen

 Customer: you say your name is Allen.......

 Agent: Yes sir 

 Customer: How do you spell your name?

 Agent: Ahhhh! your name........Y...O ...U....R..... N.....A....M....E.....  your name correct sir?

 Agent:Thank you for choosing SBC.....................................

 My name is Dennis............

 Customer: How do you spell your name?

 Agent:(gkapoy) D....N....I.....S..... Dennis

A Supervisor Call:

Customer: Are you in India?

Supervisor: Yes Sir, We are! (kapoy na sad ug lalis.)

Customer: Dude, Why are stuck there? You should get out of that  place!

 Supervisor: I am training these monkeys!!!!!!