sbc packers back in the day

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1.) Agent Berden - Thank you for choosing SBC......

Customer - Spanish, Spanish

Agent Berden (on mute) - No,No. Bangalore, Bangalore

2.)  Agent Mijares (asked where he is located)-

Sir, I am located in  the global center for SBC

Customer - And that's in India

Agent - No sir I am not in  India

Customer - Yes you are

Agent - No I'm not

Customer - Yes you are. Wanna bet

Agent - Sure. Where am I located?

Customer - you are in India

Agent - Engek..you lose..I am in the Philippines (lalis pa mo!!!!)

3.) Customer - You disconnected my account

Agent Concepcion - No sir. It was disconnected because you did not pay your phone bill.

Customer - But I went to Spain.

Agent Concepcion - Well you should have paid your phone bill  before you went to Spain

Customer (super irate)- I dont care about your service. I don’t care about my bills,

I care for Mom who is in Spain.

Agent Concepcion - Well you still should have paid your phone  (lalison ba naman).......

4.) Agent Dicen (after explaining everything to the customer)

– I  hope those information is sufficient enough for your dubious mind.

5.) Agent Concepcion : Thank you for choosing SBC.....My name is  Phyll.

Customer - You name is Sophia

Agent - No, Mam. My name is Phyll

Customer - So your name is Sophia

Agent - No mam, Its Phyll

Customer - Right, you name is Sophia

Agent - All right my name is Sophia (bumigay pa rin at the  end).

6.) Agent (after reconnecting the account) - all right,

Sir the confirmation number for this call is 123456

Customer - thank you. Can you please connect me to somebody who can answer my questions

regarding my cellphone service.

Agent - Yes sir. I have reconnected your account and I have given you the confirmation number

Customer - right. But can you please tell me to whom should I be talking to regarding my cellphone service

Agent (very sleepy) - Thats correct sir. The confirmation number for this call is 123456.

Customer - I know but I want to know to whom I should be talking to regarding my cellphone service.

Agent - Well, who gave you the service....(gisamukan sa  pangutana sa caller)..

Customer - uhhh.OK (lalis pa mo...kagets naka...)

7.) Agent Dicen -May I have your first and last name so that I can  pull up your account

Customer - John Doe

Agent Dicen - Thank you and now I am pulling up your account  based on the first and

last name which is the normal way of

pulling up an account....(after a few seconds after)

All right I have pulled up an account based on that information

which I believe is the correct account.

Customer - I dont care what you believe just pull up my account....

(da na irate lagi tungod sa kataas sa storya).

8.) Agent Berden - May your name please.

Customer - My name is Maybelline Doe

Agent - May I call you Maybe.

Customer - yes you can

Agent - All right "maybe" I am giving you credit for 6 mos

(ano  ba naman ....cguraduhin mo na)

9.) Agent - Thank you for choosing SBC....

Customer - Hello, am I talking to a computer?

Agent - Yes, sir. You are talking to a computer.

Customer - Damn SBC has really good computers

Agent - I'm sorry sir I am human

Customer - Let me talk to your supervisor

( da na-irate  lagi...ano ba naman sister make up your mind)